What is your favorite cheesy pick-up line?

7 comments

1. ” come here often “…?🤣🤣🤣

2. Are you a parked car? Because I’m so drunk I might hit that right now.

3. Oi! You!

   Show me where you piss from!

   (Am Australian…)

4. Hey girl I’m so jealous of your heart because it’s pounding inside of you and I’m not.

   Hey girl are you a toaster because I wanna take a bath with you.

   Hey girl are you a school because I want to shoot some kids inside of you.

5. hey girl are you a girl cuz you look like a girl

6. Hey girl, are you from Tennessee? Because you must’ve been enough to break the ice when you fell from heaven wait no FUCK

7. If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put U and I together