A girl named Billie Jean claims you’re her lover and her kid is your son. How do you refute it?

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1. I call Annie and see if she’s okay.

2. She’s just a girl, who said that I am the one.

   But the kid is not my son.

3. Only way to prove it is to bind both their hands, and and legs. Then tie them both of them to a large rock and drop them over board in the middle of the ocean. No lover of mine or child of mine would drown from something like that.

4. Moonwalk the fuck out of there.

5. By wearing a flashy suit, dancing in the street as my feet cause the pavement to light up. Worked for that other guy.

6. The girl is dangerous. I tell her to beat it. Er, wait…

7. “Eee hee!”

8. The kid is not my son.

9. I’m a smooth criminal so I move the hell out and don’t pay child support 🙏

10. I grab my crotch and yell HEE HEE and then slowly walk away backward while appearing to move forward.

11. Paternity test eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

12. Blame it on the boogie

13. I would never date a girl named Billie.

14. Im careful what I do, and don’t go around breaking young girls’ hearts.

15. Sing and dance my denial.

16. Naah…. i came on Eileen

17. In song, of course.

18. With a moon walk- Billie jean is not my lover 🎶

19. “Just leave me alone!”

20. Write a Hit song and Claim that she’s not and the kid with eyes like mine isn’t my son

21. I tell her “the kid is not my son” then spin and he-he my ass outta there.

22. Fuck her mom to assert dominance.

23. “Wasnt me”

24. I don’t respond. I just moonwalk to a different zip code.

25. Make a song and dance about it.

26. But the KID is not my son!

27. All I really know is that, Billie don’t care about us.