What’s the woman’s equivalent to men’s beard?

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1. Imma be honest. The first thing that came to my mind without a thought after reading this question was boobies.

   Dunno why but I’ll go with that.

2. Her bleached blonde mustachios

3. Crop tops?

4. A full bush at the Y.

5. Cleavage.

6. Depends on the comparison we’re trying to make

7. hairstyle, maybe

8. Makeup. In the sense that it can make you look much more attractive than you really are.

9. Definition of a beard: someone who pretends to have a sexual or romantic relationship with someone in order to hide that person’s sexual orientation or their affair.

   See: beard companion

10. Laughing at something we say that isn’t supposed to be funny.

11. As in a fashion thing that everyone has? Leggings, seriously, when was the last time you went out and didn’t see a woman in leggings. And just like beards, some look great, some look terrible, and most are just average.

12. Deep cleavage

13. a wookie pussy

14. Considering the beard is the pushup bra of the face I’ll go with a pushup bra

15. Luxurious long hair that’s shiny and healthy.

16. PCOS

17. Women’s beard

18. Honestly it’s probably boobs. It’s vastly different between every person, relies heavily on genes, some people grow them big, some people don’t get any at all, some look pretty awkward, some naturally look great without having to do anything to them. With just a couple of word changes it sounds exactly like beards, only real difference is boobs eventually stop growing, and you can only cut them off once.

19. A woman’s beard, duh

20. Nice looking hair 🥰

21. Hair

22. Eyebrows

23. People saying make-up are clueless

24. Bush. Or if you want to be more kosher about it, makeup. Although men can’t naturally grow makeup so I don’t think there really is a 1:1 comparison.

25. Armpit hair.

26. I once read that the beard is the push up bra for the face.

27. Stinky pussy

28. Im thinking that boobs are the female equivalent to man’s adams apple because it grows from puberty and never reverting.

    Bushes are not considered because both can have it, also armpit hair.

29. The vast number of ways women can change their hair.

30. That big old bootie

31. That curve just above her ass . The softest skin, and my god…

32. Women’s beard

33. It’s makeup. They use makeup to contour their face just like we use beards to sharpen up our jawlines.

34. Short hair! Fuck you think the beard feels gross well your hair gives the same feeling for me girl!!! Now what? I can shave but you ruined your whole look!!!

35. Make up