When’s the last time you had a no wiper?

16 comments

1. Baby wipes. Not just for babies.

2. You need more fibre, less fat.

3. God get a bidet already, or if your cheap use a water bottle. Jesus.

4. Bidet

5. [You gotta get a bidet, man](https://youtu.be/vGCIGEUB32M?si=M8xwCD4cOFbWZGiG)

6. It’s quite often. Fix your diet.

7. It’s been 84 years

8. Probably the last time i had the flu real bad. Diarrhea and puking hit at the same time and I was not in a good enough mental state to take the lid off the trash can so i just stripped while still on the john and crawled into the shower afterward.

9. Got food poisoning while I was grocery shopping in the next town over. Got hit by it while I was at target. The whole deal, explosive diarrhea and all.

   NONE of the stalls had TP. And no paper towels because the air driers were a thing I guess.

   Ended up using socks to wipe

   Then drive from store to store until I could find one with TP where I could throw away the underwear

   Haven’t been that miserable again in my entire life

10. Last decade??? You constantly use a half roll of toilet paper? Dude, you need to get your diet right. That’s not normal

11. Back when I was a literal baby.

12. My asspipe is like a brown marker.

13. Few and far between. But when I do have one, I celebrate!

14. Unsure if you mean ghost poo or leaving without bothering to wipe.

15. I have a bidet so I never wipe.

16. So relieved to see that people use bidets and eat fiber. god bless