What the biggest fuck up you did when drunk?

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1. Ruined my engagement by getting drunk just one too many times.

2. Got drunk with a friend and promised them I would open a cafe with them. They had been in hospitality a long time and had the experience, I had money to start the business and lots of management experience but no experience in cafe work. It lasted 3 months I hated it.

3. Vomited in the kitchen of a cafe (there was a long line outside of the bathroom, and my drunken mind decided that the safest bet would be opening the closest door and doing the deed).

4. Partied in Mexico and got stopped by the cops. I only had 20 left. He wanted the 20, since I was drunk I had the balls to tell him no because that’s all the money I had left. He let me go and told me just get home. It wasn’t really a fuck up, but it could of been.

5. I made out with an older lady. I was 24 and she was mid 50’s.

6. Woke up in a holding cell with cuffs around my arms.

   I was covered in blood and had a sheriff’s deputy trying to shake me awake for my court hearing.

   What he told me was harrowing. I got into a bar fight, tried to knife someone with a broken bottle, and fought the cops when they tried to take me in.

   I served 8 months for it.

7. What? Or Who?