You rear end a car and five pissed vikings get out. What do you do?

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1. I stay in my car and drive away lol

2. I sincerely apologize and tell them all the beer and mead is on me for the rest of the night.

3. Invite them to see Thor 2. Now they’re extra pissed.

4. Cower in fear so that there’s no sport in trying to beat me up/kill me.

5. Roar and charge at them like an enraged berserker hopefully they’ll decide not to mess with me

6. I tell them the Lions will win the division.

7. apologize and swap insurance info like a normal person

8. Pray to Odin that some beers can make things right

9. Switch seats & tell them my other half was driving.

   (jk obviously. I´d give them a sincere apology before they send my ass to Valhalla)

10. Guess I’ll contact the authorities to notify them about a temporal anomaly spitting Vikings out into the 21st century

    Wait, did you mean, like, the football team or something?

11. I look like a viking, so we would all probably be confused.

12. Explain I was on my way to a pillaging, and we could all go.

13. Put on some techno.

14. Get ready for a one-way ticket to Valhalla

15. Shift in reverse and wonder why the hell vikings had a car.

16. First i’ll ask them how they managed to travel through time, then realise that they speak old norse, and i don’t.

17. I engage air mode and fly over them dropping a cloud of liquified fecal matter all over them.

18. Ask them where they got their time machine

19. Yell “THAT’S FOR OLD ENGLAND” and then speed away taunting them with the two finger gesture.

20. I restart the flux capacitor and ho back to my time.

21. Start shouting “fuck the Packers!”

22. Pissed as in angry or pissed in drunk?

23. Die gloriously in battle, obviously

24. Being Icelandic I somewhat relate to this question. Nut the correct answer is bringing out the car incident report and fill it out in cooperation with the other vikings I just rearended

25. First, my heart would go straight to my feet. What did vikings do with women back then? Did they kill them for sport too or..? My best bet at living would be to reverse and haul ass out😂

26. Call my attorney and make sure my will is up to date!?!

27. I once thought:

    *Huh, huh! I’m vaguely human shape and I keep crows out of your corn! I’m a SCARECROW!*

    While an ex was fighting.

    Men are good for a lot, but sometimes… We earn that *’WOW!’*

28. Tell them it’s not as damaging as the 1998 NFC Championship game and drive away while they cry

29. Apologize and then hit on them because vikings are totally the kind of guys I’m into

    *I might get beaten to a pulp but at least I’d have tried*

30. Lay off the cocaine.

31. Yell “to Valhalla” and die with honor

32. Accept my fate.

33. American pissed or British pissed? One is angry and the other is drunk.

34. They really are shitty boat drivers on land. They should stick to the sea.

35. piss and puke on myself. No better defensive movement than soiling yourself and run at them screaming

36. Pull out a bottle of whiskey and offer to share it with them. While they’re drinking, call the police.

37. I’m going to show them the
    Mjolnir i was willed, and then hopefully hang out.