Young men of Reddit, what is your plan B in life?

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1. Let’s figure out plan A first

2. Becoming a heavy vehicle operator so I can become the Jack of All Big Badass Vehicles.

3. No plans of any kind. One day i’ll die regardless of any plan.

4. old guy here

   alphabet ran out on my plans a few times, so just started plan R3

5. It involves a rope and a metal tube on the wall approximately 1.5 m from the floor

6. to be honest if all else ever fails me, im getting mine fast way, the skimask way

7. Gravity and high places

8. Stripper

9. Becoming president

10. I’m gonna need a new alphabet soon

11. My plan B is honestly to just move to Spain, get a job as a dev making way less but I’ll find a beautiful Spanish wife, have beautiful Spanish children, and work my minimum to get a pension. Retire and watch my children have children. That assuming Spain doesn’t go to shit like it already is economically.

12. Become gay and find a sugar

13. Go to Mars and start a Clan like the old days

14. Leave

15. Find an isolated island with no people, must have internet, sorted for life.

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17. Worse case, I think I have enough savings to go live in East Asia some where and just chill. I’m child free and not really close with any of my family so have no real strong ties I also don’t need a lot to be happy in terms of material items . I currently live on the other side of the world than my home country and my partner is also open to the idea if we really decide we are over the grind.

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19. Not even sure if I’m a young man but my plan is to become a postman or dog walker

20. To build myself a house in the mountains and live off-grid

21. Release the Kraken.

22. To quote Joker “Do i look like a guy with a plan?”

23. I’m currently getting scuba-certified. It started out as a “this looks fun” hobby thing because I love swimming and water sports.

    Then I realized I live in my country’s sea capital and scuba divers actually make decent money. If, at some point, I’m in a tough career spot and (God bless) my body is still fit and functional, I figure I can try and build a scuba career.

24. As an adult, don’t worry about plan B, it’ll fail too. Worry more about being a genuine person with a good work ethic.

25. There’s only one plan, die peacefully. (Don’t get me wrong)

26. Rope.

27. I don’t even have a plan A

28. Plan A is work in a place I love, for money I feel I deserve, while experiencing as much as I can.

    Plan B is just experience as much as I can.

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30. Sewerslide

31. Join the foreign legion

32. Is 27 young? I’ll be fine ultimately, I’ve been fine before and I’ll be fine again if things go wrong. Things aren’t bad right now, but they’re not good. So I’m thinking I’ll be going to the next plan soon… I just don’t know what it is, the plan is to just move forward I guess.

33. “If all else fails, can always drive truck” – Wayne

34. French Foreign Legion if they’ll have me

35. Plan A was to be a fiction writer. Didn’t pan out.
    Plan B was musician. Didn’t pan out.
    Plan C was teacher. Didn’t pan out.
    Plan D was video game designers. Didn’t pan out.
    Plan E was software engineer. Had a 10 year career.
    Plan F was law school. I’m in my 15th year of practice.

    If that doesn’t work I’m going back to Plan A.

36. A bullet. Or the military. We’ll see when I get there.

37. Change my name and move to New Zealand

38. Suicide