What do conversations between men go like when one of them finds a girl they like?

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1. “you know _________ ?”

   “no”

   “aight”

2. I like this chick

   Is she hot?

   Hell yeah

   Is she psycho?

   Nah she seems cool

   Hell yeah dude hope it works out!

3. Brief, general and not much worth hearing, really.

   Not one of my male friends has ever made a thing of it like the women I know do.

4. Rest of the dudes turn in to hype men trying to encourage him to shoot his shot

5. Oh, you like her?

   Go for it, ask them out.

6. “Gyatt”

   “W rizz”

   That’s pretty much it for gen z

7. “Hey wanna play some halo?”

   “I’m hanging out with ___”

   “Oh, bet”

   Then nothing for 3 days.

8. Men talk to women about it

9. Guy1: “So I Met this girl”

   Guy2: “Do you think the Chiefs will cover against the Chargers this weekend?”

   Guy1: “fuck yes dude easy money”

   Guy2: “You gonna tail it with me?”

   Guy1: “for sure my dude”

   Guy2: “So what about this girl”

   Guy1: “Never-mind it’s not important, you want to get some Taco Bell?”

10. Sup

    Yo

    How’s it goin

    It’s alright I’m talkin to a new chick (or bitch whatever they wanna use)

    Oh shit what’s she look like

    Don’t say nothing stupid *sends pic of said chick*

    Ooo nice where’s she from

    Oh she’s from (random location but real location from Tennessee) lickskillet

    Dang dude that’s sick she cool?

    Yeah she’s alright she doesn’t like our sense of humor tho

    Really? Can I meet her?

    Fuck no

    Fine then she’s ugly anyways

    Stfu wanna do sum?

    Usually how it goes, at least in the south.

11. We don’t say too much. The most we would say is covered in the replies you got already

12. “There’s a girl I’m interested in”

    *”Cool, what’s she like?”*

    “[describes her interests, looks, perhaps employment]”

    *”So how’d y’all meet?”*

    “[meet cute goes here]”

    *”So you’re gonna ask her out, right?”*

    “[excuse about why he’s hesitating to tell her how he feels]”

    *”[encouragement to put it on the line and ask her out]”*

    “[reluctant acquiescence to pursue one’s own happiness]”

    *”So you wanna drink beer and watch YouTube reviews for video games we’ll never buy and true crime documentaries?”*

    “Yeah let’s get drunk”

13. “She seems nice.” “Yeah.”

14. Dude, this girl is hot.

    Totally, you should get her number.

    Really? Ok.

15. Idk, my Friends and i don’t Talk about that unless something Special is going to happen/happened (new partner, breakup, Wedding etc.).

16. Unlike girls we do not talk about this stuff. The max you can expect is that shes hot and nice person but thats rare and pretty much it

17. Last time I told my best friend I liked this woman I know

    He just gave me encouragement

18. “how far have you got with her then”?

19. It won’t be mentioned at all unless it somehow impacts their common activities.

20. ‘Dude am I being led on? Is this girl for real? Am I being used?’

    ‘Idk’

21. Not much, personally maybe, I see a pic, I give my opinion, dats about it maybe I’ll say, damn or not bad, lol

22. “Dude!!”

    “Seriously?!?”

    “Damnnnnnnnn…you da man!!”