men, what do you think is the shittiest yet cutest nickname you want your girl to call you?

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1. Big boy is cute, but fuck is it also insulting.

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3. One of my ‘friend’ sent me his Dk pic, it was completely unwarranted I was talking to him about video games. AFter he apologised I nicknamed him Khalifa (as khalifa is the last name of Mia khalifa and also a building called Bruj Khalifa)

4. I had a girl in my twenties that would yell, ‘Get over here Cockboy!’ She also called me her Honeybo, pronounced ‘Honey-beau’ and I liked that one. Cockboy was a bit demandatory.

5. I don’t know, anything that sounds good in English would be fucked up in Dutch.

6. Asshole

7. Doof. (Short for doofus.)

   EDIT: My last ex used to call me “babe” quite often, despite the fact that I always told her I hated it. (Incredibly impersonal and – to my ears – quite trashy.) One of the many signs I ignored that she didn’t genuinely care about me, my thoughts or my feelings.

8. My SO and I were told, 3 weeks into our relationship, that we wouldn’t last, because we called each other Shitface and Cuntchops.

   Jokes on her friend though, her relationship broke down, whereas my SO and I celebrated 10 years in July.

9. I will accept nothing less than “cutie patootie.”

10. My ex used to just call me “Blondie” because at the time I didn’t like that I was blonde so she wanted to tease me.

11. ‘Your highness’

12. The Mighty Thor

13. Since we had our son my wife calls me daddy, often in normal conversations & not in a sexual way.

14. King Dong

15. My ex called me bumbers. And gumber/gumby. Because I was grumpy. Bumbers because it’s like bubbie to her. I’m Jewish.

    I called her my pooper, and variations on poo. Because she was a sad boy. Party pooper. My poopie

16. I’m a big guy, a bit overweight but not that much, and I found it hilarious when the gf called me Chungus.

17. Mister Peepee Man

18. Big dawg

19. I call my husband Meat Boy. We watched Working Moms together & Meat Boys were the hot young escorts & I just found it hilarious.

20. We tend to go with “bitch”. We are two men going on 20 years together. 😅

21. She calls me buzzhead cuz I’m a stoner.

22. Big Chungus

23. My ex used to call me Bullfrog. She was my little Velocitaptor, cause she was such a clever girl 🙂

24. My wife calls me Kakashka which literally means poop in Russian but it’s a term of endearment and it’s cute when she says it.

25. Monkey boy. Its calling me out on my unkempt looks, but still endearing

26. I got dibs on clobbersaurus

27. My Brazilian girlfriend call me “gatinho” that actually translate to kitty, I think is cute.

28. I want to be called Mongo when I do some caveman Neanderthal shit.

29. My husband and I call each other “Ed.” Neither of us is named Ed.

30. The only nickname she calls me is beeb and it’s cute. I call her little beeb.

31. Boob

32. “Mr. J” in a harley quinn voice