If you and a clone of you were alone in an apartment together for a week, what would you do?

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1. Invite over every ex who I had great sex with. Then reward each of them with two of me. 😁

2. Dude!! We can split my work schedule in half. More day offs but the same pay.

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4. Probably a lot of drugs and then an absolutely brutal existential crisis/derealization episode.

5. I would jam with him on guitar! Wild Stallions!

   I might blow him 🤷‍♂️

6. I’d fuck me. I’d fuck me so hard.

7. Smoke weed and talk shit

8. depends on what we have access to, but knowng myself, we’d probably try to make a diy nuke

9. Well, moving houses atm and an extra hand is always welcome.

10. Pushups lots of pushups

11. Sex and video games

12. Sleep with one eye open. That mf gonna try and end me so he can become the real me. I’m not having it.

13. We would still fail in Apex. Comms would be great with a rando though when both of us sound exactly the same.

14. If I wanted to get drunk for a week and talk to myself I wouldn’t need a bloody clone.

15. I would make more money.

16. See if I can get this rusty trombone to work

17. Fight about who was the original.

18. I saw someone write this out once, I think of Cracked.com years ago. There’s really only 2 things to do, fight or fuck. So probably those 2 things.

19. Game a bit, hang out, get into crazy hijinks. Split work tasks to reduce load, probably clean the house too, be done 2x as fast

20. FINALLY HAVE SOME PEACE AND FUCKING QUIET!

    Or

    Finally have a decent conversation

    But most likely, we’d go do chores.

21. Probably argue

22. Achieve my goals x2 faster for a week

23. Smoke, watch tv, secretly prod him with questions to figure out his intentions.

24. How old is the clone? My age, older, younger?

25. Take psychedelics together and ecplore the universe…. and then probably fuck tbh.

26. Sparring

27. I’d fuck her and make her feel loved and cherished. I’d love the fuck out of her.

28. Fight him

29. One of us ain’t walking outta there alive

30. Sadistically, I’d play so mamy mental games with mine, having learned to do this habimg lived with master manipulators I learned from the best
    I’d gaslight that clone to mental obliteration. Survived too much to have the thing take my place and claim my life. Then tell it to “stay strong” and “take responsibility”. It’s tough, dear clone I went through it too so you need to “work harder!”

31. We would try to make a song together, but our attention span is so low we’d end up watching It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia and playing Halo the whole week.

32. I don’t want to specify 😀

33. Kill him.

34. I’m a big guy, no one can crack my back unless I pay them $200. Honestly, probably mostly scratching my own back and cracking it while I’m at it.

35. cuddling, videogames, cooking for eachother, sex, swordfights and other combat sports, try to convince each other we can still become happy then hugging and crying lots.

36. I’d have a look at my back, I’ve always wondered what’s there .

37. Finally, someone to play Fortnite duos with that isn’t a complete idiot.

38. Write a full album most likely.

39. Collab on art.

    Share the internet.

    Cuddle.

    Split chores.

    Fuck like rabid chipanzees.

    Play video games together.

    Troll the internet with split profiles.

    Think thats all

40. Well, my house…Play a lot of pool and guitar. I’ve been doing both for 30 years, so it would be awesome. I have 2 game rigs, so I/we would also be playing a lot of Descent3.

41. Probably end up hating and beating the heck out of each other. Lol