What do men like to see in their Christmas stocking?

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1. My Christmas wife.

2. A Ducati Scrambler.

3. Christmas is the name of a hooker right?

4. Boobs

5. Money would be nice.

6. Some new Card packs, a TDE book, a new game, a romantic written Card and so on.

7. Ammo’s always nice.

8. Your wallet. Hand it over.

9. Money

10. Signed divorce papers

11. Honestly, I like when people buy personal hygiene products for my stocking (especially luxury or specialized stuff)

    When buying for myself, I always get the bare essentials, so having anything nicer than the jumbo shampoo/conditioner or bulk soap you can get from Costco/Sam’s club is a nice luxury

    But it still has to be practical. I’m not gonna use a 6 step facial cleanse, but something like a high quality moisturizer, or shampoo designed for my hair type is always, etc

12. In the voice of Stanley Hudson: “Money.”

13. Socks

14. OP’s sister

15. Christmas stocking? Im guessing thats some american stuff?

16. Some lube will be a good hint

17. I already bought everything I need throughout the year. Christmas is about watching your spouse/partner and kids enjoy Christmas.
    Please don’t buy me anything