Saitama *gently* taps you on the shoulder. What do you do?

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1. Go through the floor I guess

2. Offer him lunch.

3. Vaporize

4. Lay on the floor as a sack of broken bones

5. Considering he’s shown as having control of his power. He’s probably just asking for directions or something common place.

6. Ask him, in extremely broken Japanese, what he wants.

7. Who the fucks that

8. Nothing, i’d be dead after that tap

9. Challenge him to video games

10. Generally any civvies sharing screen time with him rapidly turn into a red splatter so…splatter, probably.

11. Ask him what he wants.

12. Ask him if he needed help with anything? Bro has full control of his power so a gentle tap is a gentle tap.

13. Take me meds cuz im clearly loosing my shit

14. Give him a free “kill a mosquito” coupon book to save the neighborhood

15. Attend to whatever his needs are. I’d hate for him to resort to using the Serious Tap.

16. Let him finish this round since I survived long enough for him to step in for my charachter.

    We’re talking about his fighter game, right?

17. Ask for handjob? Shit would be crazy

18. I’d ask him for his autograph. Judging from his response to getting fan mail, I think he’d appreciate that.