Do you think the US should declare black holes as American territory?

11 comments

1. We already have Gary, Woonsocket, Lawrence, Camden, Barstow, and Detroit.

2. A. We don’t have the authority to do that.

   B. Other than dick swinging, what’s the benefit

   C. We get enough flak as it is, no need to invite more with stunts like this

3. I don’t think that would accomplish anything…

4. What?!?

5. Well, black holes DO have a lot of oil…

6. I think that would not be allowed due to the Outer Space Treaty, which we signed and ratified.

7. Did Oakland leave the US when I wasnt looking?

8. New Jersey is already a state

9. Hell yeah

10. That’d be a fun debate: “But did you see the flag actually go into black hole, or did it stop moving at a certain point?”

11. No that’s dumb but we should definitely piss off the rest of the world by dividing the Moon and Mars up using the Public Land Survey System.

    Chains, furlongs and acres in spaaaaaace