Why did it take me till my late 30s to get myself some good toys? No idea, but I’m thoroughly enjoying them now. Got the Snail Vibe Curve and just used it for the first time. Holey shit yes. Best part is the insertion bit and the ball motors are controlled separately.
Only issue, I got it with my b-day money from my grandpa. Kind of hard to write a thank you card for. It’s not like he would judge me for it at all, but it’s just not something you talk with your grandparents about, at least not for me.
Anyway, still in the afterglow so had to share the joy.