guys, what’s your type (really)?

30 comments

1. Boobs, butt and a cute face.

2. Women who are not attracted to me but are only with me because it’s the objectively right decision. Like my girlfriend once said: “I’d leave you if you weren’t the best thing that ever happened to me.”

   To which I replied, “That’s right. I got you, my good bitch.”

3. I dont have a type, if i like you, i like you. But to be honest, i do look at the way you dress amd that can make a hige impact on me though.

4. About the same height as me… thin/athletic build… short dark hair… dark features… short beard or stubble. Dark eyes… nice smile. A bit of body hair and a cute bum.

   My kind of humour… witty, offensive, sarcastic… doesn’t take shit too seriously. But caring and empathetic. Capable of having deep conversations about anything from news, politics, to music, science, and philosophy, to sex and anything else.

5. Soft left butt cheek

6. I like intelligent and smart women who are deeply passionate about their interests.

   They should be at least a *little* freaky in bed. If they don’t have *any* weird kink or fetishes, then we simply won’t work sexually in the long run. Vanilla is not the only flavour of icecream.

   When it comes to looks, I’m fairly agnostic nowadays. Size, height, boob size, hair and skin color are mostly irrelevant to whether I get attracted. But having a warm smile and kind eyes is wonderful.

7. She gotta be a brown skin girl with dark hair and eyes with a bit of bust and a fat ass

8. Shy, sensitive, and kinda cheerful. I’m not too concerned about physical aspects.

9. With women I don’t have a type, but I do have a weakness for very short, petite women with either dark or dyed hair. I also have a weakness for a shapely behind.

   With guys I like them to be about my height and either be kinda bearish or femme boys.

   Tattoos and piercings are a plus in all cases.

10. Your mum

11. I like curvy cars. Like Ferrari 330 P3. Modern cars are kinda too monotonic for my taste.

12. Olive skinned girls with dark hair and green eyes and cute feet.

13. Pretty specific but tall skinny Asian with some boobs and a pointy nose.

14. Cute asian girl

15. Short is nice but feminine is a must

16. Intelligent, someone I can share a joke with given my sense of humour.

    My work has completely robbed me of my personality so jokes are few and far between now

17. Dark hair, nice bunda, tattoos

18. Smart, intelligent, pretty face, slim / athletic build. Natural no make-up, funny

19. Big, burly, husky, hairy, beardy bears.

20. Dark skinned beauties with brown eyes all day!

21. Not stupid. Not annoying. Capable.

22. AB- baby

23. Don’t really have a type. Attraction comes in many varieties.

24. Healthy thin ,unassuming

25. Tall 5’7″ to 5’10”, athletic womens

26. Nerdy bookworms who know how to glow up occasionally. Must love dogs, music and art.

27. Mediterranean women with a slightly dark skin tone and curly black hair.

28. My type is “does not cheat.”

    Still looking.

29. Dumb and blind as those are the only 1s that would give me a chance

30. 2006 Scarlett Johansson or 2009 Kim Kardashian but with Allison Bries personality + submissiveness