What is the male equivalent to “always a bridesmaid, never a bride”

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1. “Always a friend, never a boyfriend” seems about right.

2. “Will never find an honest woman”

3. Always the farmer, never the plough

4. always needed, never wanted

5. Friendzone veteran.

   ***Tbh i personally have never heard females in friendzones.

6. Sidekick, third wheel, etc.

7. Always the 6, never the 9

8. “Always a free man, never rushed”

9. Never a honeydo list, always a honeydo list?

10. Always the padawn, never the jedi

11. Friend zoned

12. Third wheel

13. Perpetual wingman

14. I’ve been an usher like 5 times, but rarely a groomsman. Does that mean I’m a lot of guys’ good friend, but few would consider a great friend?

15. Always an NPC, never the main character.

16. Being the wingman every time? Lmao obviously.

17. Luckiest guy on the planet.

18. Always a wingman, never a win man.

19. Always the one getting sympathy kisses on the cheek at New Year’s parties

20. At one point every girl I dated and broke up with got married to the guy they met after me.

21. Nice guys finish last

22. Always the brosmaid never the bro 🤧

23. Always picked last in dodgeball/any team sport.

24. Doorgunner (wingman, but forever)

25. In Spanish we have

    Siempre espectador, nunca protagonista

26. “You’re just not husband material”

27. Tutorial boyfriend

28. The friend zone

29. How have I not seen “Always the Groomsman, never the groom?”

30. Confirmed bachelor 

31. I feel like the friend zone sums this up for most guys

32. Friendzoned.

33. Nice guys finish last

34. Always the shoulder to cry on, never the knob to slobber on.

35. Always a Clydesdale, never a Clyde, eh, BoJack?

36. “I love you, but like a brother.”

37. The friend zone. “You’re husband material but not boyfriend material,” and things of that nature. Always a shoulder to cry on but never the guy you actually want to date.

38. The first one to the party, and the last to leave.

39. >I wish I could meet someone like you

    ????

    I’m right here!

40. If I’m the best man, how come everyone else is getting married?

41. Always a Groomsman, never a Groom

42. He will make a great husband to someone some day…

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    Thanks ya bitch!

43. I think “I want a guy just like you, but not you” is probably just as awful.

44. “Nice guys finish last”