What is something you can say to a car but not a girl? (Wrong answers only)

21 comments

1. Nice bumpers.

2. Beep beep

3. Easy – cars are all boys, so I’d talk to them about football.

4. All dogs go to heaven. 😇

5. Nice frame.

6. Piece of shit here guzzles gas like Sharon sucks dick.

7. It’s just a pedestrian

8. You need a bath.

9. I wish I had a boat instead.

10. I love the manual versions

11. “I’m going to let some strangers rent you for a few nights at a time. Great way to make a few extra bucks”

12. I’m going to fill you up with unleaded.

13. I need to take this to the wash.

14. I drive you the way I want and I am in control..!!

15. Christ, they don’t hide the spare tyre very well these days

16. I need to flush out the tail pipe

17. You can fit a lot in the boot! (Trunk for our American cousins)

18. “How many previous owners?”

19. She got into an accident so I’m just gonna get a new one.

20. Nice headlights

21. Way too many miles