What does your dating app bio say?

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1. they call me sugartits, but not because I sugarcoat things 🤭
   Purely for hookups, obviously.

2. On my tinder:

   I suck at replying, just ask for my snap or Instagram.

   -*school experience*
   -*pets*
   -*hobbies*
   -*social causes I’m passionate about*
   -*personality traits*

3. I can eat alot

4. Literature fan seeks another literature fan or a scientist who’s ready to explain their world to me (roughly translated)

5. “Not to brag too much, but I have a 5-star island rating in Animal Crossing.”

6. Opens with “Let’s get one thing straight, I’m not.”

7. I included in my eHarmony profile that I want to adopt my kids and I am not open to having biological children. It was shocking how many guys still went out with me then were *surprised Pikachu* when I was like “So I wanted to double check you were okay with adoption”. (Yes, I usually brought it up towards the end of the first date. I wasn’t interested in casual dating and I had made the mistake of going out with guys for several weeks to only have them say this was a deal breaker.)

   “What, like no kids of your own?”

   “They’ll be my children, just not biologically my children.”

   “You sure you don’t want to have a baby yourself?”

   “Yeah.”

   “But you’d miss out on pregnancy.”

   “I’d rather keep living.”

   My now husband responded, “that’s great! I was adopted and would love to adopt.” We’ll have our 7th anniversary this summer and have a beautiful daughter. And, yes, she looks nothing like us.