when using the urinal, do you aim for the water/puck, or the walls?

16 comments

1. I aim for the guy next to me. Gotta assert dominance somehow.

2. Only terrorists aim to the water.

3. The puck/fly/target if present

4. This question is asked 3 times a day

5. the corner of the wall to spiral the pee down, splash free

6. i aim between the crack in the stall to hit the fucker stinking up the place

7. The puck . . . I gotta split that M’fer in half.

8. The ceiling

9. I shit in it first then pee on the turd, duh.

10. I usually aim UP… at an angle. No splashback whatsoever.

11. ceiling

12. Yes. The dick has a mind of its own and eventually aims where the fuck it wants when you stop paying attention

13. The sink

14. You won’t get any on your shirt if you aim for the shoes.

15. Only cowards aim.

16. The shoes of the guy next to me