So, this silly exchange is typical of our marriage. :🩷😏
Husband: What’s her name — the wife — Monkey face? You’re a monkey face.
Me: Joan something. Gone With The Wind — Melanie’s sister.
Husband: Vivien Leigh’s sister?
Me: Are you serious?! Vivien was SCARLET O’HARA! No, the other one. Melanie. Olivia DeHavilland! She was Joan’s sister. Joan Fontaine!
Husband: Who’s Joan Fontaine?
Me: You asked who Cary Grant’s wife is. Monkey face is Joan Fontaine, Olivia DeHavilland’s sister.
Husband: You mean Vivien Leigh’s sister.
Me: Are you trolling me?
Husband: Of course. 😏
Me: I think Joan won an Oscar for Suspicion.
Husband: Look it up.
Me: You look it up. You have IMDB open.
Me again: Well?
Husband: What?
Me: Did she win for Suspicion?
Husband: I don’t know. I’m on Reddit.
Husband again: Is this movie from the 30s or 40s?
Me: It’s got to be late 30s or early 40s. (Looks it up on IMDB). Yep. It’s 1941.
Husband: How did you know?
Me: It was her eyebrows.
Husband (laughing): Eyebrow dating! It’s too bad that’s a useless skill.
Me: I know. We have a lot of useless skills.
Husband: Indeed.
Me: Okay. How far do we need to rewind?
Husband (shrugs): Back to the big smooch, I think.
Me: Can we pay attention now?
Husband: We can try.
edited typo