Let’s face it: the cold embrace of the end comes for us all… But that doesn’t mean we can’t desperately avoid crow’s feet and turkey necks like those who try harder.
But my wife’s stuff is so expensive. And small.
And I have to put it on after I wash my face? This will not do.
We live in a world with 3-in-1 odor-blocking body wash shampoos. Where is my commercial-grade, full-body, slather-on-while-peeing-in-the-shower slime? And if it exists, where do I find it?
TELL ME