What would be the sentence that would get you kicked out of class with 4 words?

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1. I have a bomb
   – I don’t

2. Kiss my Ass-phalt

3. “Too many minorities here.”

4. Fuck all you fuckers

5. If I tell you, I will get kicked out of Reddit first.

6. Hey, Anyone wants beers?

7. “Im bout to cu-…”

8. Go fuck yourself ‘teach’!!

9. “I’m not enrolled here.”

10. “Hitler was absolutely right”

11. Why are ‘men’ being asked childish high school questions?

12. “Are you wearing panties?”

    Works for male and female teachers.

13. There are two genders

14. You suck at teaching

15. Just walk out, less drama.

16. I HAVE A BOMB!

17. Make America great again

18. I can do it in 3 words, 2 words or zero words and a gesture and all of these involve the funny mustache man.

    If I were to do it in 4, it’d be “greetings <insert funny mustache man> , gas <insert people of Hebrew origin>…followed by the approriate gesture.

19. Teacher is on crack.

20. It used to be took one word. Fuck. Now?

21. “You fucked my mom”

22. Hey, Teach, wanna fuck?

23. 7 words: shit, piss, cunt, fuck, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits.

    take your pick. and thank George Carlin.

24. Eat shit, cunt face.

25. Suns out, guns out

26. I only needed four letters.

    F A R T.