How is your penis?

38 comments

1. Hold on, let me ask

2. It’s doing quite well, thanks

3. He asks who wants to know..

4. He’s good. Some days are harder than others but he manages.

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6. Non existent

7. Short, shriveled and hanging to the left.

8. Mines being a real dick

9. It’s tiny and lonely.

10. Not getting used enough! 😅

11. It’s fine. I give it a C+

12. I mean he complains that I beat him way too often

13. Mine just finished having a pissy moment, I think he’s okay for now.

14. Looks kind of like an elephants trunk some times I don’t know if I should stroke it or feed it a peanut

15. Ask your mom.

16. Not good, his neighbours an asshole.

17. It keeps giving me the one eye

18. He’s good, thank you for asking.

19. It’s on vacation to Santa Monica rn I’ll ask him when he gets back

20. Hes really mad at the moment he keeps going on and on about some cunt

21. * Coconut oil
    * Penimaster Pro / Phallosan Forte / Bathmate
    * Lube
    * Fleshlight
    * Tenga Egg
    * A silk penis pouch
    * L-citrulline supplements
    * Baby oil

22. It’s been a bit down for the past couple years….

    …I’m married.

23. Good i guess, attached to my boyfriend as always

24. Not too bad

    Typed out by my Peni5

25. It’s just been really cold, ok

26. He must have stomach issues, bc he throws up A LOT

27. Hanging on for dear life.

28. Mostly unused, low miles, Great shape!

29. Oh you know, hanging in there

30. He seems happy. He’s really into my wife.

31. It’s pretty happy. I think its favorite thing to do is have play dates with my wife’s pussy, and we try to set that up as often as we can.

    And if anyone comes in here and says that that’s THEIR penises favorite thing to do too, eluding to fucking my wife, then I will LOSE IT!!!

32. I just drank anaconda malt liquor so not so well

33. Much bigger than my ethnicity’s average. I acknowledge that I hit jackpot on the genetic lottery.

34. Long and firm, full of sperm

35. Best friends a pussy.

    Your bald all your life.

    Your neighbors are nuts

    Your other neighbors an asshole

    Every time you get excited you throw up and pass out

    Your master beats you all the time

36. He’s doing well, thanks. He had a great moment of glory this morning before I woke up. Always lightly bent to the left when at full attention.

37. About a month or two ago I went to pee at 3am and had morning wood and I sat down cause I was half awake and didn’t want to miss. Well I wedged my erect penis on the rim of the toilet bowl and started to piss and it was pressure build up with no way out. So I’m pretty sure I tore my urthea and blood starts coming out and I have the most painful morning piss of my life. The next two days blood came out when I pissed and I couldn’t masterbate for two weeks because of the fear of re-tearing it and now I still have an odd feeling when I jerk it.

    No, I didn’t see a doctor and yes I know I probably should have. And I haven’t told anyone cause who the fuck would you tell that to…well except to strangers on the internet.

    Hope you all enjoyed that.

    Aren’t you glad you asked?

38. Bad. I mean terribly bad. I beat it every day to teach it a lesson.