In MyBetterCountryTM (which is like MyCountryTM but better in every way), we do not use disgusting, germ-infested toilets. Pissing and shitting is a totally natural human thing so everybody just goes where they are.
So explain to me, you red white and blue DIPSHITS, why when I watched Dumb and Dumber the other night there was a scene where Jeff Daniels uses the toilet at his date’s house? And then the toilet doesn’t work so he actually tries to fix it? If that idiot had just gone on the floor like a normal human, it wouldn’t have been a problem in the first place.
My buddy tells me that ALL White American Men use toilets!? What is wrong with you freaks and how do you live with yourselves???