What’s the worst thing she can say when asked out to a date?

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1. Yes, but I am vegan

2. “I really wish you hadn’t” with a pained expression on her face.

3. “Ew”

4. ‘ i saw your penis on twitter ‘

5. Any variation of maybe. Just tell me know and let’s be done with it!

6. laughing in your face

7. Yelling HELP for no reason

8. Am coming with my boyfriend

9. ‘oh my god, that’s so cute!’

10. Well, I was having a good day until now.

11. Threaten to make it a harassment case, I guess. I’d think that would be really unlikely if the dude’s being respectful.

12. Not something they could say….but laughing uncontrollably

13. I literally 10 min ago got a response about asking about a date. She said “I can’t even begin to think about a date”. I said I think you are a super sweet women that’s why I asked and ok I’m good with that. She reply I’m good with a lunch or dinner we just can’t call it a date 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

14. She said yes and then her boyfriend shows up just after you order and just hangs out while you’re trying to make sense of it and then you realise she’s didn’t tell you she had a boyfriend so they could both try to squeeze a free meal when the waitress takes his order.

15. “Oh with others right?”

16. Yes. Now i have to actually plan this shit.

17. “Officer, he sexually assaulted me” seen it happen before.

18. It can be, some women are very cruel, never happened to me (the cruelty, I was told no many times) but I’ve heard

19. Lol

20. ‘I could never be so hard up that I’d go out with you’
    …a cousin of mine actually said this to some guy about 30 years ago (though she said it in German, I’m translating)

21. “your too short, tall, ugly” Basically state a visual reason that’s out of their control.

22. She can accuse you falsely.

23. Oh honey, that’s cute. :pats you on your head and walks away:

24. Just to let you know right from the start. We are not going to have sex tonight.

25. It can DEFINITELY be worse than no. I’ve had a woman threaten to blow an ‘assault’ whistle on me for asking.

26. “I’m a Lesbian”

    (You know for a fact that she’s a 100% straight…)

27. Telling everyone you’re a pervert for trying

28. “I have pepper spray”

29. “Yeah but don’t take me to a cheap place”