In Hungarian especially in primary school a favourite passtime of a lot of kids were telling puns / jokes like these. A lot of them are rather vulgar and crude but sometimes they can be funny and creative. Hit me with some of your best.
For example:
What’s the name of the Greek restaurant owner?
Abrosz Tisztakosz \[Abros Tistakos – the tablecloth is very dirty\]
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What’s the name of the Chinese phone repairman?
Nicsak Kicseng. \[Ni-chuck Ki-chang – Oh look it rings\]
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What’s the name of the Japanese car mechanic?
Cseregumi Hamaroda \[Cheregumi Hamaroda – quickly changes tires\]
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What’s the name of the Polish taxi driver?
Mikorsodrótszki \[sounds like mikor sodródsz ki which means ‘when will you skid off the road’\]
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What’s the name of the Russian prostitute?
Pinája Nyikorogna \[Pinaya Nhikorogna – her p\*ssy would creak\]
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What’s the name of the German bachelor?
Hans Régenkúrt \[Hans Regenkurt – Hans who hasn’t shagged in a long time\]