Ya know the term for when you either:

A. Take a really fast, half-ass shower where you only wash your armpits, genitals, and butt.
Or
B. Wash your pits in a bathroom sink.

In the Midwest USA it’s generally called a pirate bath or a whore’s bath. I’m just curious what the colloquial translations are in some other places.

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