If you got a tiny, fluffy, “purse” dog, what would you name it?

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1. Rambo

2. Beast

3. Fucker

4. Perseus, the purse inhabiting pooch.

5. Goliath

6. Perv-Hunter, Fear, Gromdogar The Inevitable, Bean

7. Pursey.

8. Lunch

9. Hulk

10. Randy Bobandy

11. Reggrolls

12. Pooky

13. For the correct name check out the two minute mark of this clip from the Eiger Sanction.

    https://youtu.be/eAio-LcbHk0

    The whole clip contains enough politically incorrect dialogue to send the activist crowd to the barricades. Hilarious!!

14. Cererbrus hope I spelled that right.

15. Ragnacock

16. Cujo of course.

17. Goro

18. Bruiser, he’s a Gemini vegetarian.

19. Trigger

20. Spike

21. One of the guys i went to highschool with bought a teacup yorkie and called him “samson”. For some reason I find this hilarious.

22. Thor

23. Rat

24. Brutus

25. King Kong

26. Puck

27. The hound

28. Snakefood

29. I always call my dogs either “Attack” or “Don’t Bite”.

30. Hambone

31. Snickers

32. I’d get two – Dooney and Bourke

33. Kratos

34. Alfred

35. Abouttodie

36. Gatsby. Idk why. It’s just the first thing that came to mind.

37. Abomination.

    Im really uncomfortable with these dogs because in the effort to get them so tiny, the dogs suffer from massive health problems.

    Im not ok with that kind of willful suffering, especially not of a 20 000 year old companion.

38. Ceiling fan duster.

39. The Meat Man.

40. Gatorbait.