This is not a troll post. Please believe me. I (24,M) have a weird kink- it’s really hot for me when a woman burps. (I know, gross.) It’s even hotter if she can’t help it and is embarrassed by it.
My gf (23, F) is a surrogate mother, she is 6 months pregnant and a side effect of pregnancy is gas- sometimes from both ends but in her case just the mouth. She loudly belches at the most inconvenient of times. She blushes and says “excuse me” if it’s infront of our friends or family. I also like it when we are alone and she does not care because it’s just us.
The fact that this is an uncontrollable bodily function and the embarrassment turns me on like crazy. She has noticed that I am more turned on by her and she has asked me why. I told her that I like her pregnant body (true, but I am much more turned on by her belches) and she loved that. She feels “embarrassed” and “unladylike” because of all the burping- If I tell her would it sound like “yeah, I am turned on by that symptom you can’t control and hate and are embarrassed by.”
(Making fun of me for liking burps would be funny but unproductive.)