What is the most awkward moment of your with your partner ?

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1. Damn there’s a lot probably my first sex

2. EDIT: Just realized this was askMen and not AskReddit. My apologies! Hope you all found my story funny though. Imagine it from my boyfriend’s pov I guess lol.

   Not really awkward but it was embarrassing for me and funny to him.

   So I wanna say maybe 2-3 months into dating neither of us had farted around each other yet. One night I had beans for dinner and I was trying to get him to go home because I knew I was going to be gassy. He kept asking why and I finally told him the truth. This mf decides to say “okay give me a hug goodbye”. When I go in for the hug he grabs me and squeezes me so hard he squeezed one of the loudest farts I’ve ever ripped out of me. I immediately tried to squirm out of his arms and push him away but he didn’t let me go and was laughing so hard. I then started laughing too.

3. We did anal one time and she went to the bathroom and screamed for me to get a garbage bag. She had a shit explosion and had to throw out a carpet. Ha ha ha ha. I still laugh so hard

4. When you ask to break up?

5. Our first time, after we got engaged, we were both virgins and we had sex, foreplay was shit and I was hard until halfway through and went limp. Another time I was balls deep and I let out the stinkiest fart known to man. Almost shit the damn bed. Didn’t even finish. That was my fault for eating a giant burrito and two tacos

6. Whoops, wrong hole

7. while performing oral on me she let out a silent by deadly fart . I was the one gagging during that oral session which ended really quick .

   I find it funny now and she still gets embarrassed by it