Fellow males of r/AskMen, if you could become any dinosaur, which would you pick and why

44 comments

1. Barney

2. such a deep and phylosophical question, id have to ponder this for at least a week or 2 before i could make a real educated guess as to the best choice, ill return when i have an answer for you

3. Maybe one of the ones in Jurassic Park because I’ve always wanted to be an actor

4. Triceratops – always Iiked the depiction and drawings of them standing up to the T-Rex

5. Triceratops

6. Any dinosaur that eats meat. I couldn’t go vegan.

7. Stegosaurus or Triceratops because I can relax and eat the floor for nutrients and drink the river water

8. giganotosaurus of course

9. The one that could breathe fire.

   Don’t tell me there was no such dinosaur, because you could not possibly know that.

10. Does it have to be a taxonomical dinosaur, or can I go with contemporary giant reptiles?

11. I kinda like the Ankylosaur. The tail club was a force to be reckoned with.

12. I’d rather be a dragon.

13. Raptor. highest evolved int.

14. Apatosaurus

    Long boi

    Still tall AF

    70-80 year lifespan

    Monch leaf, not pay taxes, shit everywhere, DGAF

15. Utahraptor

16. T-Rex because RAAAWWWWWR

    I see what you did there but they’re all pretty much just big chickens.

17. Electoral college

18. Velociraptor, so I can be clever and have friends.

19. Lickalotopuss

20. Pleisiosaur

    The oceans are mine

21. A T rex, I’m a simple man

22. Some kind of raptor. I’d hate to navigate the world alone, especially a world that dangerous. I would also be okay with an herbivore if it’s a herd animal.

23. A pterosaur, always wanted to be able to fly

24. https://i.imgur.com/PTOCy6b.jpg

25. The lesser known Philosoraptor, still a raptor but I get to spout clever sayings.

26. Triceratops is pretty badass.

27. Charizard

28. I would be a rare breed of dinosaur traditionally found scattered across 6 of the 7 continents, with no known presence established in Antarctica. This creature has scared children for centuries, kept them up late into evenings, and demonstrated a consistent inability to coexist with the modern day.

    Fellas, I would be a middle school history teacher fending off retirement.

29. i want to be the flying kind.

30. Does Godzilla count?

31. Some ancestor to the Crocodile of some kind.

32. Tardigrade

33. Spinosaurus – swim but not all the time.

34. Suchomimus. Just a walking croc.

35. A Lickalotapuss.

36. Raptor. T rex is out.

    Oh, he couldn’t masturbate because his arms are too short

    They feared him from Kilpatrick down to Galway Bay port

    Luckily he found a wife so he could have sex

    The non-masturbating tyrannosaurus rex

37. Thesaurus

38. Ankylosaurus

39. Birds aren’t real. WAKE UP!

40. Stegosaurus for sure, got some armour, got some spikes for offense. As far as dinosaurs go, might have an ok chance at not dying a horrible death

41. Uh ima go with eustreptospondylus and laugh at everyone who tries to pronounce it

42. Something that would be eaten in one big chomp so i wouldn’t need to exist longer than i needed.

43. Velociraptor

44. Idk but I’d definitely be a raptor who’s name is Ralph.