Your ideal woman approached you and tells you that you may do anything you want with her. What do you do?

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1. “No, you got this mixed up…YOU’RE supposed to whatever you want to ME.”

2. Hey sweetie wana build a Minecraft base together?

3. Halo 2 Co-op

4. Run

5. Have her deep clean my apartment and drive me to universal for the day and pay for it.

6. Pay my bills.

7. Wash my truck

8. Lock her in my basement, she can meet some new people there

9. Take my wife upstairs and ask her to massage my back

10. Take her out on a few dates, eventually become exclusive, get married, die in a tragic blimp accident over the Rose Bowl.

11. We’re gonna RP-level some WoW characters together.

12. Be my pocket healer in WOW

13. I’d walk away from her. That’s sketchy.

14. Have her do my taxes.

15. Paint my house

16. Someone is in trim jail on my next harvest

17. So, a virgin tall girl with shirt hair and small boobs says i can do whatever i want with her? We are absolutely cuddling while watching Tokyo Revengers.

18. Sex

19. Have her take my wife out for the day, girls night, all that. After smashing, of course.

20. I hope she likes dusting. I hate it.

21. “you’re not real”

22. Gokart racing. Its so fucking fun.

23. Co-sign for a mortgage

24. We race Mario Kart 8, SNES Rainbow Road, 200cc.

    Show me your stuff, girl.

25. A triple back flip with a half twist.

26. Probably go get Dunkin and watch Star Trek.

27. Let’s sail around the world together.

28. Paint my warhammer army for me please

29. I have her give me all her credit card information as well as her social security number

30. Pinch and slap myself to make sure im not dreaming.