What’s the funniest/ most random thing you have on your notes app?

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1. “ad campaign for cream cheese: schmear campaign”

2. He pooped his pants.

3. Key’s hidden spot

4. Appears to be a biscuit recipe using grated frozen butter and bisquick that I dated 2013.

   As well as a number of building codes that I can’t recall why I have them at all. From places I’ve never been. I must’ve been keeping track of them at the time for friends on vacation.

5. “I’m not racist but a good friend is”

   It was one of those google autofill experiments lol

6. My parody lyrics

7. [removed]

8. Once I caught my boyfriend sleep-talking in the middle of the night and I wrote down the random dialogue we had (it didn’t make much sense) just so I wouldn’t forget it until morning and would be able to retell him. So I guess that would be the most random and funny thing in my notes.

9. “Normal americano cold milk
   Full English up”