A few weeks ago my gf came up with a game to spice things up in the bedroom. Both of us had to write down five kinky, out of the box ideas on different pieces of paper, which we then had to drop in a box without telling each other what we wrote. Every week there would be a lottery. Each of us would get the chance to shake the box, pull out a piece of paper, and then read whatever was on the piece of paper. That random piece of paper would determine what my gf and I end up doing the next time we had sex.
First week of the game was something my gf wrote. Public sex. Totally out of my comfort zone, but we made sure to do it somewhere with practically no people, except of course for the one homeless person who appeared out of nowhere and made fun of my penis when he realised I had no money to give him. Second week was another thing my gf wrote. Make a sex tape. Not as risky as public sex, but watching the footage afterwards suddenly made me feel self conscious about my O face. I didn't realise how fucking ugly my facial expression was mid orgasm until I witnessed it with my own eyes in full HD. I looked like Ace Ventura having a seizure.
Third week was finally one of my picks. Anal sex. I was hoping some backdoor action wouldn't backfire on me like all the other picks at that point, but sadly it did. My gf played dumb and low key pretended that she thought I wanted to be pegged when I wrote anal sex, so she ordered butt plugs and dildos in all shapes and sizes, on my name, since it was meant for my butthole, as she put it. Because my pick was not "specific enough", no anal sex happened. Fourth week was something my gf picked yet again. Sex on drugs. Specifically, magic mushrooms. My uncontrollable laughter while staring at my reflection in a mirror that looked like it was melting eventually made my gf lose interest in sleeping with me that night.
Fifth week was my breaking point. The piece of paper I pulled from the box said BDSM. My gf somehow managed to get another one of her picks. Based on how the game had been going, I was not looking forward to finding out how it was gonna fail again, so I asked my gf if we could please skip the BDSM and go back to having normal sex. My gf said she had a confession to make. She rigged the game. Almost all of the picks were hers because she secretly removed most of mine and added more kinky things she wanted to do. When I asked why, she said the goal of the game was to help me embrace my adventurous side in the bedroom because I was a little bit too vanilla for her taste.
I denied being as vanilla as my gf said I was and reminded her that I was the one who wrote anal sex and she was the one who didn't want to do it. My gf decided to read what was on the pieces of paper that she discarded without my knowledge. She read the following: morning sex, drunk sex, shower sex, car sex, and then she asked me if I forgot that we did all of those things many times. She said she was willing to do anal if I was willing to continue the game. I said yes. We're in the sixth week now. Anal sex is next. As an incentive. Knowing my luck, it'll probably count against me in some way like every week so far.
Is it wise to keep exploring until we eventually enjoy the experience or am I just boring as fuck?