My (65f) husband (64m) went for our check ups with our doctor yesterday. Yes, "share" appointments… He's got a hearing disability and I have to go with him anyway so might as well get both done.
Anyway, they had to weigh us. I'm a plus sized woman, was when we met. As I stepped on the scale I jokingly said "don't look, you might not like what you see and leave me". He laughed and said, "yeah, right. Like that really matters. I'm not going anywhere". Made my day.