Okay let me try my best to explain this situation.
So my good friend since highschool, and I have been really into basketball since a young age (we are in our 30s now).
We usually gamble something stupid over nba games, like last year when he lost he had to get a Miami heat tattoo even though he hates them (they are my favorite team).
Well we made another bet this year, we bet that if the heat one yesterday he would have to pay me 1000 dollars, but if the Celtics won I would have to eat his ass for 10 minutes (hes gay, and Im straight)
I really don’t wanna do that, Im a straight guy, and I think thats disgusting, but I already lost, and I dont have 1000 to pay him.
I asked him if he could change the punishment but he said no, and told me not to be a baby since he already got a tattoo over these bets.
The thing is hes a good friend, and hes also a flamboyant gay man, I dont wanna eat my friends ass, and I dont wanna eat a flamboyant gay mans shaved ass.
What can I do?
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Be a man! Eat that gay ass!
Either accept the punishment or be known as someone who can’t be trusted for the rest of your life by those friends. There really is no other option.
Guess you need to learn to make bets that you can actually fulfill if you lose.
Admit you’re also gay bro
Don’t make bets you don’t plan to follow thru with. Bring your toothbrush
Bring something else that resembles a man’s ass and eat that. Maybe you’ll get a big cake, for example.
Imagine being this fucking stupid lol , I bet on the heat to but I just owe everyone drinks like what
Ayo, that’s sus. How do you say you’re not gay yet agree to eat another mama ass?
Naw, your atleast bisexual my dude because straighr men dont make bets like this especially with a gay man. Word is bond
Geez, that can’t be true, can it?
Refuse and face ridicule by your friends or eat ass and forever be known as the man true to his word, a veritable knight of highest honor.
And ffs make better decisions in life.
Dude its a bet
Just say I’m not paying up and to just deal with it
There is no law that says you have to honor ass eating bets
Tell him you only eat with a fork and knife?
Tie that napkin around your neck, and I hope you brought an appetite for booty. He got a tattoo when he lost. I imagine he didn’t want to do that either, but he sucked it up and did it. Now it’s time for you to suck it up…literally. Nobody forced you to agree to the terms. That was you letting your mouth write checks you can’t cash. Time to live up to your commitments. 🍽
Eat ass, don’t be a bitch.
Since you don’t have the 1K why don’t you go borrow it off of a credit card or some other way.
Can you afford to pay for his tattoo removal? That’s the only compromise i can think of. Otherwise, you will never live this down if you refuse.
Pucker up and use a dental dam.
Bad but lmfao, if your not gay whhhhy wpuld you agree!!!
Bruh you dug your own grave on this one, eating ass isn’t as bad as getting a tattoo… In my opinion.
If you’re going to eat any dudes ass, a gay ass is probably the best. Much more likely to be shaved and clean!
Come on, don’t be gay, just eat the ass!
Only someone who likes dudes at some level would make this bet.
You’re also both unbelievably juvenile.
This is fake but bottoms up.