What is your humblebrag about yourself?

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1. I think I rejected more women than the amount of women that rejected me

2. I’m too dense to realize that I’ve been hit on by women

3. I’ve been playing guitar for 14 years and still have a long ways to go, so I’m still taking lessons from my teacher… who is a household name in heavy metal circles.

4. I had to buy an adjustable height desk because I’m too tall for regular desks and it hurts my back to be hunched over all the time. I didn’t realize height was a brag-worthy quality until I started spending time on Reddit.

5. I’m kinda smart. I always do last moment study, like overnight for an exam tomorrow or doing a 3000 word report in 2 days and end up scoring more than most of the people who work hard on these things for months. I never brag about it though, and am thankful for this blessing!

6. Nobody hates me and almost everyone knows me (locally), I’m general being non pragmatic, kind, caring, I’m also very forgetful but everyone’s ok with that. 🙂

7. Every time I go on nights I clear out the back room

8. I’ve saved more lives than I’ve taken.

9. I did well for myself in terms of my education. I have earned multiple degrees and won multiple scholarships and awards.

   I’ve also been told that I look good for my age. I am in my forties but apparently many think I look around 30. They may have been trying to flatter me though.