Men of Reddit, what do you want right now?

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1. a day off

2. $1 billion. Yes I want that right now.

3. I want my back to stop hurting

4. A blow job and steak.

5. Sexual or non? Or both?

6. A nap

7. To know everything about everything

   I’d settle for a good book that makes me laugh out loud though.

8. to be home from work, smoking a joint after ive finished eating dinner. christ almighty this day is dragging

9. Significant action to reverse global warming, but unfortunately, it’s just not happening

10. Lottery win.

11. A weekend that I’m not on call. Bonus if it’s this weekend since we have off Memorial Day, but I know I won’t.

12. Money and a sandwich.

13. I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want!

14. Blow job would be nice, but the “wife” doenst do that

15. No knee pain.

    500k.

16. Pizza, burgers, and maybe a steak also… on various days of the week. 🙂

17. Im tryna go to Disney world

18. Sex followed up by a nice steak dinner and Star Trek.

19. I could go for some tea right about now.

20. A nap

21. 300k its all i still need to retire and enjoy life.

22. * For experience: I want to travel around the world and explore different cultures and eateries.

    * For sexual: A gassy asian girlfriend who is always ready to fart around me.

    * For money: Enough finances to live overseas in Okinawa, Japan for 5 to 8 years. Purchase rare or mint condition coins (avid coin collector). Have a few vehicles to drive around: Bentley is a must on that list of vehicles. Slurge a little and finally, enough money to live off and my children; grandchildren; great grandchildren; great great grandchildren to have as well.

    * For now: Sexual first.

23. Medical insurance or a vacation.

24. A nap.

25. For her to apologize, to be honest and then to kiss me real deep and long and slow with the softest lips I’ve ever felt. Then I can die.

26. …… A job 😭😭😭

27. $650,000 in my bank account after taxes, all of my work completed for the next 2 months, a massage, and a week off.

28. A pizza.

29. Time off for myself.

    A nap.

    Sex.

    In any order.

30. My Celica to get a fresh coat of paint, then wrapped in Emerald Green Gloss.

31. To take a piss. I’m stuck in a bullshit ass meeting

32. Sex

33. I want my cat to come in, so that I can go to sleep!

34. A day with the homies