Why does Alaska, the largest state, not simply eat the smaller 49?

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1. Mooses, orcas, and Bald Eagles.. The other 49 have a contract with all moose, orcas Bald Eagles to help define us. Alaska is too busy trying to stay alive thanks to these three animal friends, and true patriots we all are safe. But not Canada they didn’t pay their dues. Alaska is watching you Canada.

2. That’s why we banished it to the north. Otherwise it would become too powerful.

3. This is why we keep Canada as a safe buffer zone between us

4. Woahh man don’t give them any ideas, we’d have no chance!!