What bumper stickers do you have on your car?

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1. None

   Edit: also none, unless you count the little decal that says when my next oil change is due

2. Like any good Gen Z’er, I only have stickers on my laptop and water bottle

3. None. I don’t like clutter.

4. None. Actually that’s a lie, I had one, but it was on the car when I bought it.

5. I don’t have any on mine.

6. “CLE till I DIE”
   “Valhalla project”
   “Cleveland” but it has all the sports teams in the text.

7. One from Backcountry Hunters and Anglers that says, “Adventure begins where the road ends”, or something to that effect. It’s on my Chrysler Minivan, so it rarely gets a view of much other than the road, but it’s the thought that counts.

8. None

9. I brake for Jake

10. I use to have a new driver one but I took that off in 2019.

11. None but we do have a little silver emblem from our alma mater

12. Uluru with a kangaroo.

13. None. My car isn’t crappy enough anymore for my planet express decal to be as funny.

14. i ❤️ MILFS

    (Man I Love Frogs)

15. I have a rear window sticker of my university’s mascot that says alumni, but no actual bumper stickers.

16. just a sticker from the band DIIV on my rear window

17. I have just a simple Michigan sticker, like just the shape of the state.

18. The truth is out there, an alien giving the peace sign and UFO and a few state park stickers

19. I have about a 5×7 American Flag that was sent to me by PenFed (where I bank) right after the Towers and the Pentagon were hit on 9/11. It’s kind of tattered but it means a lot to me. That’s it.

20. Just my 26.2 sticker. Meanwhile the actual marathon medals themselves are in my closet never to see the light of day.

21. None

    Never

22. Window decal that says “US 395,” for the great highway that parallels the eastern Sierra Nevada.

23. Alumni sticker that’s it

24. I used to have one for The Planetary Society on my old car.

25. “If it ain’t stupid I ain’t driving it”

26. Had a 87 cavalier with a sticker of Elvis that said I’m dead, and a light up exhaust tip.

27. I have three.

    An ACLU sticker, one that says safe place, and the other days “I hope something good happens to you today”

28. Trees of Mystery and Sea Lion Caves. J/k. Nothing. Wife’s car has a OB sticker on it.

29. A yearly parking pass for the local beach.

30. One vw bus shaped sticker that says “Big Sur” (aka My happy place) in case anyone on the road should wonder if I’m a closeted hippie.

31. I have a simple small silver claddagh on my back window that matches the silver of the paint, and on the backseat right window I have a pink/iridescent sticker that looks like the LOVE statue in Philly but the O is a Pomeranian silhouette. I live in the Philly metro area and have a Pomeranian.

    I drive a VW bug, I think they’re cuter with a little flair.

32. Nothing. Bumper stickers mean easily identifiable, that’s the last thing I want when living in a small town lmao

33. An American flag and Nicholas Cage’s face. Not together though.

34. Because I live in Michigan I’m legally bound to have a [Great Lakes sticker](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/7EMAAOSwHNxaO5UZ/s-l1600.png) on my car.

35. I’ve got a bunch. Here’s what’s on the back window of my truck:

    1. A blood-soaked T-Rex named Darbi from the WEBTOON of the same name

    2. The Hylian Crest

    3. The American flag

    4. A Line-X bedliners logo

    5. The Chicago Cubs “W” flag

    6. A bumper sticker for Pikes Peak in Colorado

    7. The Flip’N Axe from the axe throwing place of the same name in Havelock, NC

    8. Summit Racing logo

    9. Bilstein shock absorbers logo

    10. A bumper sticker advertising for Kunkleman Used Cars, a fake car dealership based out of Harrisburg, PA

    11. A warning sticker that reads “HANG ON I WANT TO TRY SOMETHING”

36. One on my truck that says #surveystopsforturtles.

37. Just one. It’s yellow with black text from a shop called Super Yaki and it says:

    “Honk if you’d rather be watching the 1999 cinematic masterpiece “The Mummy” staring Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz.”

38. “**Polka Will Never Die**” around a shining broken katana turned lightsaber care of The Dresden Files by Jim Butcher on my front windshield

    And a lotus style mandala that says “**Do No Harm But Take No Shit**” on my bumper

    And a Tibetan Om on my rear windshield

39. None. However the best bumper sticker I’ve ever seen read “People behind me in traffic don’t need to know my political or religious views”

40. Gadsden flag, browning logo, deer skull, my tech school logo and i got “WOP WAGON” written on the side (its an inside joke dont ask)

    And i put a chevy logo next to the ford logo on it (its a ford ranger)

41. I’M PRO OPERA AND I VOTE

42. Honk if a kid falls out
    (back window of our minivan)

43. I have 3:

    One says “Пожиратель бензина” (Eater of gasoline) encircling a clearly overweight cartoon cat

    another that has a picture of the planet, and says “Привет друзья” (Hi friends)

    And I just put on another one yesterday with a picture of the Ukrainian flag that says “I stand with Ukraine”