So, I (26 M) was talking to this girl (28 F) and the conversation got raunchy, and we decided to get on Skype for some video sex.
When we first got on, we chatted for a bit before I got my right hand ready and started to do the two knuckle shuffle. She asked me if I wanted to see her boobs, and I had nervously said “Yeaaahhh…”
I had never seen live boobs before, so this was new to me. She asked me what I thought of them, and then nervously trying to be funny, I say “Man, those are a nice pair of squirters you got there.” She immediately put her phone up to her face, and angrily told me to cut my commentary and to enjoy the show, to which I did. I apologized after the fact, and we were cool.
My question is that, if I ever find myself in a situation where I’m privileged to see boobs, how do I know what to say if I’m asked what I think of them?