Hey stud muffin, how did you get so darn handsome?

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1. Scottish genes

2. Just trying to be good enough for you, cutie

3. just lucky I guess 🤷🏼‍♂️ 🤣😂

4. I’m blessed

5. A little flour and a little sugar

6. Joker.jpeg

7. Cleaning cat boxes

   https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/people-infected-by-brainaltering-cat-parasite-are-more-attractive-finds-study/

8. Ironically, mostly from my mother.

9. SPF 1000 in the winter, 100 in the summer.

10. Losing fat and gaining muscle will do wonders for anybody. Kyle Kuzma is legitimately ugly but he’s in great shape and was able to pull Vanessa Hudgens.

11. Now there’s something I’ll never hear

12. 12 oz. curls and whole bags of cheetos! You have to eat the whole bag at once or it will not work…..

13. Good genes and hobbies that require physical exercise

14. Jokes aside, this has helped a lot:

    * Resistance training and increasing protein intake
    * Sleeping 7-hours minimum
    * Drinking a ton of water each day
    * Skin care morning and night
    * Got a proper haircut
    * Wore clothes that fit

    That’s really it but is has done wonders.

    A girl at my work was unusually quiet around me even when she was quite chatty around others. Always struggled with eye contact when I looked her way. Found out later she was attracted.

    And then I met a homeless lady camped in front of my house a few weeks ago. I asked her to politley leave and as she did so, she looked at me and called me quite handsome and complimented my jawline. Probably the weirdest incident ever.

    I can honestly say that any guy that does those 6 things above regularly will dramatically improve appearance. Obviously, not everyone is going to be a 10 but anyone can definitely up their game if they put in the work

15. Breathing exclusively through my nose and developing proper mouth posture has actually changed the shape of my face a lot for the better. Ditto on those chewing mouth exerciser things. There is real research behind this stuff its not a gimich. Plus now I breath better!

16. Kept hydrated and in good shape. Also money.

17. Grew out my hair and beard to hide my face