My female friend's ex never wiped his ass so you could see the shit stains on the back and when we asked him he said straight men don't touch their ass bcs its gay.


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  6. That’s just a disgusting human being. I’ve never met anyone who didn’t wipe their ass. I know some people who should probably do a better job of it…but they still do it.

  7. I not only wipe it, i also clean it in the shower. IF that makes me gay… then iam a clean gay now. I dont care. Whats the Pride Flag for people that clean their buttcracks?

  8. Nah, he’s just a trashy/nasty ass dude. I wipe my ass with baby wipes. Fuck having a chappy assy

  10. No, it is the very very very VERY small minority that thinks this way. I have personally never encountered this anywhere other than online.

  11. Wtf, wipe and shower everytime at home, on the very rare occasion that I’m not home then wet wipes and shower as soon as I get home. For some reason I have friends that think I’m weird for it

  12. Straight men be out here having all the weirdest ideas. Who is coming up with all this stuff?

  13. Gross. I use a bidet at home, and wipe meticulously either way. I also wash my ass with soap and water in the shower like a civilized human being. Nothing gay about being hygienic.

  14. lol.

    Completely untrue. Some parents just don’t raise their kids right.

    I can’t stand to have a dirty bum. I actually sit on the tub after every shit and give myself a good wash.

    So, technically I don’t use toilet paper or wipe. But my underwear is pristine.

  20. – 1 That’s fucking disgusting.
    – 2 What the hell is wrong with him.
    – 3 Of ALL men, why would your friend date a guy who walks around stained in shit and is proud of it?
    – 4 No, flushing your bum after pooping is not homosexual.
    – 5 Yes, straight men wipe just like anybody else.
    – 6 That guy needs psychological help.

  21. nah the guy only comes from planet of apes, where your female friend got some feeling on him.

  22. I appreciate dirty people because they are such a wake up call for people that teeter the line of dysfunction and help put them on the right track. People like Asmongold the poster boy for filth and human decay(for those in the know) has probably motivated alot of young men to work on their hygene.

  23. Yes, if they were raised in a jungle by gorillas! Nobody in any civilized country goes without wiping their ass. This myth started when kids were given access to reddit.

  28. I’m sure some don’t.

    But wiping isn’t enough to keep things clean down there, remember to eat a diet high in fiber and low in oils.

  29. every single one of your comments and posts is NSFW..that kinds tells a person something…

  31. I can’t truly imagine it’s nothing more than exaggeration. Like I actually don’t believe there’s enough guys that don’t wipe their ass that it’s a problem. Any who don’t are clearly suffering from some kind of mental illness.

    Shit smells pretty bad. I’ve smelled people who stank but never like actual shit. Plus not wiping your ass would literally ruin your clothes. It wouldn’t just leave a mark, it’d fucking turn every piece of bottom clothing have a giant brown clearly turd stain

  32. I refuse to believe there has ever existed a man who truly did not wipe their ass bc of homophobia or any other reason. I just think some people suck at wiping and washing their ass.

    The last wipe should be completely white. Preferably use a bidet or wet wipes. And scrub that ish in the shower. Like more than any other part.

  33. What? Like really? I can imagine some men who don’t wash their ass that well but not wiping? I have trouble believing that.

  34. If there are men out there that don’t, it’s certainly not the majority. Most men are perfectly normal, sane, rational people. You only hear about the 10% of weird or bad ones.

  35. If the posts by women on the other subreddits asking for advice about this topic are real, and there are plenty of them, then yeah this is true and it’s disgusting as fuck. There are also plenty of posts about men who never brush their teeth, only shower weekly, don’t wash their genitals, etc. The lack of basic hygiene in some men is astonishing. The worst part is they still expect women to be intimate with them, kiss them, go down on them, etc. It’s crazy to me.

  39. I have never heard such a thing – of course straight guy’s wipe.

    You’re not fingering your asshole when wiping, you’re removing the shit, like… what kind of idiot proposition is that
    Actually, if you want to go the extra mile and prioritize cleanliness and hygiene, get a bidet. Way cleaner than toilet paper, also a lot more gentle than constantly wiping.

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  41. There was some study done at a university and something like 15% of men and 20% of women didn’t wash their ass in a shower, just let water run over it.

    People are gross.

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