This Aussie guy I'm talking to said he's gonna take me to an escape room for our first date.. I asked what the escape room was like and which one. And he said…

'im not sure yet but how about I just slip something in your drink and handcuff you to bathtub and see how long it takes you to escape my bathroom instead?

It caught me off guard, and I was laughing really hard. Maybe it's also because of the accent makes it funnier. But I feel like the fact I found it funny is also kinda something deeply wrong with me.

I tend to usually attract psychos and predators/narcissists. The fact I think this sort of humour that shocks me makes me laugh isn't probably helping.


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