What’s the dumbest thing a guy has done to try to impress or hit on you?

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1. Asked me when my birthday was, then displayed all his extensive knowledge of astrology telling me all about my star sign and the good qualities that came with it, and how it made us a great match.

   I fucking despise astrology.

2. Asked me weekly if I was still with my then-fiance now-spouse, and would heave this huge disappointed sigh when I said yes every time.

   I’m sure there’s more but that’s the most annoying bc it was literally *weekly* for almost a year (co-worker, not someone I was around by my own accord)