Hypothetically you swap bodies with your last ex, what do you do?

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1. Then I get erased from existence.

2. Accidentally put my dick in a blender.

3. Climbing.
   I mean, his body type and muscles were definitely much better for climbing then mine are, and we’re about the same height so it doesn’t change the beta reading part too much. I might as well know what it feels like to climb 7C+.

   Also, pee while standing. But that applies no matter what able bodied man I’d swap bodies with.

   … if we could possibly body swap during my period so I don’t have to feel the pain, it’d be great, but I understand if I don’t get to add a calendar requirement to this wish list haha

4. [removed]

5. I know he’s just landed back in the UK for his dads funeral, I don’t think I want to swap bodies with him rn

6. I would get some sleep at a reasonable hour, eat better, and go outside for a bit everyday. that boy has a terrible sleep schedule and skips meals because of it, and then he’s tired and sometimes in a bad mood.

   (we’re still good friends)