Scene: your gf/wife is annoyed. You follow her around saying things like “well someone’s in a pissy mood”. What outcome do you expect?

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1. Murder

2. I’ve seen divorces happen over this.

3. Is this really a question? Everyone would be annoyed by this

4. To soon be single

5. At best: A bloody nose.

   At worst: A BDSM scene. Not the good kind.

6. Something like fuck off I hate you

7. Nothin good lmfao

8. Scene: my wife and I are adults. She is in a bad mood. I ask her why, she tells me. We work it out.

9. As experience of watch my dad do this to my mom the outcome is piss off or I will chop off your toes

10. Dismemberment. While living.

11. Given the type of women I prefer, a fight.

12. I expect to sleep on the couch for the rest of the week.

13. A fight, lots of screaming, threats of divorce.

14. I wouldn’t even make it past the first comment. She’d flip it on me and start berating me about how rude it was to say the thing I said. I’d then listen to her berate me and force me to apologize like 50 times.

15. Im not 12

16. Told to STFU.

    If you are a gambling man……easy there (insert her moms name)…….good luck.

17. That their are 2 very different viewpoints or someone needs a straitjacket

18. Me waking up alone in my bed “oh right, ima be alone forever”

19. I expect an irritated dismissal of my perspective buttressed by a threatening toned claim to not be in a “pissy mood.”

20. This seems less like a genuine question, and more like you venting that your husband just did this.

21. I expect an outcome where she funnels preworkout into my anus

22. “Don’t fucking talk to me! Leave me alone!” “Babe I love you but I WILL smash this cast iron pan into your brain if don’t go away.” ” xxxxx(My name)! I’m not into mood to joke around with you. If you don’t want me to unleash my anger on you, you better disappear from my eyesight.”

23. I would expect, to quote a classic song:

    No sugar tonight in my coffee, no sugar tonight in my tea.

    Possibly a sugar famine sweeping o’er the land for days and days.

24. My wife is the sweetest person in the world, she would probably say, “Yea, I kinda am, I’m gonna go take a bath or something”.

    I would never say that to her though, if she’s in a pissy mood, no reason to make her feel worse.

25. A pissy mood. We know. We just like to be right

26. Anal

27. She’d most likely tell me why she’s in a pissy mood.

28. MAYBE my body will be found.

29. I expect her to become more and more unstable.

30. I’m sorry, who the fuck even does that?