What’s the corniest bullshit you can’t stand hearing people say?

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1. “It happened for a reason.”

   No, douchecanoe, it didn’t. There is no grand design at play.

2. Toss up between everything happens for a reason or gods plan.

3. I don’t have time for X.

   No one magically has time. You prioritize and make time for what you want to do.

4. It’s okay everything happens for a reason.

5. “It is what it is”

   Just a toxic, bull shit, no thought excuse for what’s going on.

6. All men

7. Definitely: “It is what it is”

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9. “If everywhere you go it smells like shit, maybe it’s time to check your own shoes.”

10. It is what it is

11. So I was nailing this chick

    Chances are, he wasn’t even touching the sides

12. Abusing the word literally as in, “I’m literally starving to death” or some other nonsense.

13. When people speak of “hot water heaters”. There is no device known to man, dwarf, elf, or gnome to *heat hot water*.

14. “It is what it is” go fuck yourself.

15. “sure is a hot one!”

16. That overly generic fake bullshit that people reply to you with on posts asking how you are and stuff like that. It’s more to feed their egos and feel like they are a decent person rather than being supportive.

17. “That’s a hill I would die on” about any random subject. No, you wouldn’t, if it came down to it you’d run like hell and hide in a ditch.

18. All the alpha, beta, sigma male bullshit.

19. Adulting, you get no participation trophy for not being dependent on others from me.

20. Dudes with podcasts talking about “high value women.” They talk about women as if they’re all 19 yo college girls