What would you do if for SO turns into a zombie?

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1. Chop the head off, keep it in a jar (like the governor from walking dead) and then keep the body for some fun until it’s not useful anymore.

2. Reenact the thriller video

3. Muzzled and in the basement in case a cure is discovered. I’d incapacitate and protect. Assuming that we are going with the bitey type zombie.

4. Start using condoms again.

5. Be surprised and somewhat aghast about her zombification.

   Be even more surprised at the fact that I apparantly have a significant other in the first place 😛

   Being puzzled about zombification being physically possible would come in third or fourth somewhere.

6. Not sure what I’d do, But I know I’ll be quite sad

7. Skull fucking comes to mind

8. Abuse the fact that without teeth, zombie bites change into zombie sucks.

9. I’d find out if it is transmissible through intercourse.

10. Tie her up, fuck the shit out of her before I die, then let her eat my dick literally.

11. Get bit

12. I would put her down then listen to Johnny Cash’s cover of hurt while dramatically driving down the highway in an el camino while running over other zombies

13. Find my new kink: necrophilia

14. I’d probably try to have a baby with her, as an attempt to save the relationship. Hopefully our half-zombie baby would give us a common purpose. .

15. She would totally turn too. Pop
    Pop

16. Instant bullet to the brain or nearest heavy/sharp object and then I’m running away to be a hermit in the woods.

17. Come in terms with the fact that my SO is dead and this reanimated body is not her anymore then as I’ve seen in movies go for the brain with a gun or any sharp object

18. Take her out of her misery

19. Fuck her sister.

20. Destroy the brain.

21. Maneuver her onto a treadmill and use her and her zombie friends to generate electricity.

    Hey, when life gives you a walking dead thing that won’t lay down, make electricity.