What is the appropriate response to being called daddy out of nowhere?

21 comments

1. I mean if you have to ask…

2. 🤨

3. Like youre out in public and some kid runs up to you saying “daddy”? Run for your life! Someone is looking for a new baby daddy.

4. “I don’t have kids… but I hope you find your father.”

5. Is it too late to abort you?

6. Depends greatly on the context. If it’s a cute girl then it’s a plus. If it’s the overweight, elderly, male pharmacist then it’s a bit weird.

7. Go to your room young man/lady.

8. Sorry not me- ask the neighbor.

9. Mommy?

10. Mine would be “ew no. Dont fucking call me that ever again”

11. I’m not your father.

12. It depends whose asking🤣 if its an age appropriate women flirting with me, more power to them.

    If its anything other than that, nooooo thank you

13. Depends on by whom. If it’s the right person…SPROING!

14. “Yes My Child” in a very Pope sort of way, maybe give a sign of the cross

15. ‘Pappa can you hear meee…’

16. “What the hell is even that?”

17. That’s Mr. Daddy to you.

18. And who’s daddies little slut?

19. A good spanking for being saucy

20. Good girl

21. One time, I was walking to a dance club, and some girls in a passing car said “heeeey daddy!”, so I turned to face their car and started walking backwards for a second to say “heeeey!”, and then a girl I was unknowingly walking backwards toward grabbed my butt and said “oh yeah”, and then she started making out with me. At some point I told her I need to meet my buddy at the bar, and I think she went with me, but she disappeared at some point.

    It was nice, I just went with it. Was unusual to get so much attention in just a few seconds.